The English way

[Vivienne]

Oh gosh xDDDD
A simple word, by the way, shame on me and my memory of a beginner-level alcoholic.

Alien, in case you don't know, we pretty like tabloid coverstories about sex, drugs, dirty underwear and kids porn. So tell us: did u shag anyone in the jasmine bushes??

[Alien]

THERE WAS A VERY VERY NOTORIOUS DISCUSSION HERE. IT'S GONE NOW. LEARN ENGLISH YOU WANKERS

[Liesmith]

Vivienne, you want a tabloid story? you'll get one!
once found myself in a company where I knew only one girl. and there were three guys who liked me (see, this is a very flattering story, that's why I'm telling it).
I wasn't in a flirty mood so they got me drunk as fuck.
and then I performed my best letdown ever: while two of these comrades almost came to the point of growling at each other, I occupied the toilet violently throwing up until I was hauled home

your turn!

[Vivienne]

Liesmith, great Poor guys TOO nasty of you it was))

Mine? Why mine? It was me whostarted about raping children! Err... Alien's already told one... Then you, toilet monster... OK, seems like it's really my turn again.

Last autumn my favourite band, Placebo, came to Russia. I had spent 3 bloody years waiting for them (seen them already in 2007). I've saved a shitload (compared to a teacher's salary) of money to order the bloody tickets and pay for the trip to St.Petersburg and bloody back. I've been licking the headmistress' butt for a bloody week to have the two extra days-off. What bloody for? Three hours before the gig me & MarySun started drinking, which resulted in my lying on the floor of the concert hall and being yelled at by the guard: "THE SHOW IS OVER, MAM, WAKE FUCKING UP AND GET YOUR ASS OUTA HERE!".
I didn't even see their faces...

[Liesmith]

Vivienne, hahahaha, miss, you're fucking awesome. how was MarySun, btw?
if any band you like ever comes to Kiev, you're welcome

[Vivienne]

Liesmith, sis turned out to be a real WARRIOR, a Titan, as she went on drinking after I entered the concert hall. Btw, the police (these fucktards always feel like ruining the most pleasant moments of my life ) wanted to arrest us for consuming alcohol in a public place, and it's a separate story... U may ask her if u wish, for she was the protagonist..))

As for Kiev - I'd be happy to) Never been to the Ukraine. Besides, I'm nearly your fan already *__*

[Liesmith]

Vivienne, awwwww btw, are you guys related somehow? I can't figure.
care to consider "Deti Nochi"? it's the biggest gothic festival in CIS. not that I'm a goth, but it's a great gig. they are going to invite someone huuge this year.

[Vivienne]

Liesmith, me & Sun? cosmic sisters. It'more than genes and blood!
As for the festival, only heard of it once or twice before. May be interesting to see... Amylees and marilynmansons everywhere, sounds like fun *__*

[Alien]

Liesmith, i've been to gothic festival in my place several months ago. Fantastic show! There even was a SH miniature. I can try to look for a photo-report.

[Liesmith]

Vivienne, aaah, got it, this explains why she is less vulnerable to booze

[Vivienne]

Liesmith, generally I'm not particalarly vulnerable to booze, as compared to other young women, but... X__x Shit happens. Sometimes it happens in the least suitable moment.

[Liesmith]

Vivienne, I keep refreshing my LJ friends page 20 times a day to find out that you haven't yet written that large post about R. or was I wrong and you didn't promise anything?

[Vivienne]

Liesmith, oh. Actually there gonna be 2 posts: one - fully informative and censored one about the hike itself, describing all the participants and their deeds, and the other - for VIPs only (some people in my friendlist may get too impressed and try to cleanse me with fire), and its content is already know to u. Just to let a couple of friends know what a sucker I can be)

[Liesmith]

Vivienne, I might know the plot but I like your style :3

[Vivienne]

Liesmith, thanks